Nurse Nose

Elissa leaned to give hungry Killer a kissy, but he had different plans.

We've Encountered the #4 Al Qaeda Operative

His name is Mohammed Al Graham, a.k.a. "The Killer Graham".

He was discovered in a spider hole in the wasteland on the border of Afghanistan and Pakistan, sucking on the side of one of his hands. Fear not, he's in custody and responding well to breast-milk-boarding. He's already divulged the formula for Similac and told us the precise location of Osama bin Laden.

He's 1/4 years old!

Killer Graham Roche has hit the 3 month mark like a giant gorilla hits a bunch of bananas. He's right on track with most of the head/hands/eyes/ears milestones, but he's destroying the sizing convention for kids' clothes. We just got back for shopping for 6-9 month clothes, because he's stretching the 3-6 month pajamas. Meanwhile, he's not really a fattie like you'd expect. He's just very efficient at applying his food to make his bones longer (or something).

This month Graham totally discovered his hands. He's grabbing at everything, working on his precision. He's also taken to the 'Slinky' jingle (what walks downstairs, alone or in pairs) and the song from the old 'Perfection' game (push the plunger down, set the timer, fit the pieces in place, don't be slow). If you had to rank him among the other babies we know, he qualifies as a giggler.

That said, enjoy this month's pictures!!!! Link!!!